Thursday, October 22, 2009

Bunch of Balls / Bunch of Quotes


Here are a few memorable golf quotes that I'm sure we have all heard or read, but are always enjoyable to read again.

Enjoy

You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.
- Bobby Jones

Many shots are spoiled at the last instant by efforts to add a few more yards.
- Bobby Jones

How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It's simple. I missed a four-foot putt for an eleven.
- Arnold Palmer

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.
- Arnold Palmer

Keeping the head still is golf's one universal, unarguable fundamental.
- Jack Nicklaus

Don't be too proud to take a lesson. I'm not.
- Jack Nicklaus

There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask him what he shot.
- Sam Snead

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.
- Lee Trevino

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
- Harry Vardon

Hit the shot you know you can hit, not the one you think you should.
- Dr. Bob Rotella

The mind messes up more shots than the body.
- Tommy Bolt

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
- Mark Twain

Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds.
- Henry Cotton

A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well.
- Unknown

The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing.

It's easier to get up at 6:00 AM to play golf than at 10:00 to mow the yard

If there's a storm rolling in, you'll be having the game of your life.

Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.

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